Uri Geller for Jonathan Cainer page Monday March 8, 2004.
One of the questions I hear most often is, ‘Where do you get your energy from’. Sometimes I tell people it is zapped from a spaceship circling Earth, which will one day take me back to my own planet, orbiting the star Electra in the Pleiades cluster.
If I say this with a straight face, and I open my eyes very wide, people believe me... or, at least, they don’t ask any more questions.
The truth is much more mundane. I get my energy from doing lots of things. I pack my day with activity – even if I have to rise at 4am to get to a TV studio, I make time for a brief work-out in my gym, and I grab all the morning newspapers to read in the car (it’s OK, I don’t do the driving).
I learned long ago that the most exhausting thing is to do nothing, when there are things to be done. It’s much harder to avoid a task than to simply plunge in and get it done. A job that’s hanging over you is leaching your energy every second of the day.
Even something as dull as washing the dishes is a drain on your resources if you put it off. The actual business of filling a bowl with hot, soapy water, dunking the crockery and applying the dishcloth is child’s play – what wears us out, when we try to be lazy, is the weight of a job that’s waiting for us.
A pile of dirty plates is like a constant nagging refrain in the sub-conscious mind: ‘You haven’t done me yet,’ it whispers. ‘You’re going to have to face me sometime. I’m still here. You can’t ignore me forever.’
Do a job and it’s over. It’s in the past. But put a job off and it lasts forever. If you want your energy levels to soar, I have one simple piece of
advice: find a job that needs doing, and Do It Now!
Uri Geller for Jonathan Cainer page, Monday March 1, 2004.
Here’s a great exercise to sharpen your mind. All you need is the power of imagination. So relax your mind, and join me in a daydream: You are walking across the plush carpet of an elegant hotel lobby.
Outside, the chaotic city is swarming, but here you are in a oasis of calm. The staff smile and bow as you pass. Wealthy guests glance up respectfully at you. You walk to the lift. An attendant in spotless livery holds the door for you. That attendant is me! I gaze straight into your eyes, and say: “This elevator will carry your mind to a high pinnacle of focus and clarity. We will be riding up a towering spire, soaring above the clouds, to where the sky is always clear and the air is like a draught of icy, fresh water. Will you step inside’’
You walk into the lift and, as I close the doors, you note the rich wood panelling, the deep carpet, the shining crystal panes in the doors. Then I press the button. An orange counter lights up above the door. You hear me say softly and with complete authority: “At each floor, you will become twice as focused as you were before.” You trust my voice: “Going up! 1...
2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!” The door slides open. Bright light pours on you and all around. Crisp air fills your lungs as you inhale deeply. You hear me say: “Your mind is perfectly alert… Your thoughts are clear and focused… You are suffused with lightness and energy… When you step out of the door you will be back in your own world, and all through the day you will feel alert, clear, focused, light, energetic. You are at your peak!” This daydream really is hypnotic. You’re using the power of your own mind to hypnotise yourself.
Psychologists call that count-up from 1 to 10 a ‘deepener’. It puts the subject into a deeper state of trance. Think of a psychiatrist in a black-and-white B-movie. In an Austrian accent, he intones: “You are feeling sleepy... much sleepier... in a deep sleep ... deep, deep sleep.” Each phrase is a deepener, leading to a more profound level of relaxation.
URI GELLER for Jonathan Cainer page Monday February 23, 2004.
I walked out of the show! Whaddya mean, what show? Ok, I can’t blame you if you weren’t glued to Channel 5’s Back To Reality.
I went into their million-pound mansion, built inside a TV studio, expecting to spend three weeks on camera with 11 other contestants. I thought it would be a psychological challenge. Instead it degenerated into a humiliating series of drunken farragos. There was a lot of heavy alcohol use, and it sickened me.
When the presenters produced ice statues of a naked man and woman, and invited us to lick gin or vodka from their frozen private parts, I walked out. That’s not entertainment.
Uri Geller for Jonathan Cainer page February 16, 2004.
Mirror: Back to Reality
What am I letting myself in for? Last time I signed up for a reality TV show, I got snakes under my bed, larvae on my plate and Christine Hamilton in my earhole.
This time it looks like being a lot worse. As I write, my wife Hanna is packing my suitcase. I might not see her again for three weeks. By the time you read this, I will be locked in a house with one kitchen, one bathroom and twelve beds, with a bunch of people I don’t know.
If you watched Back To Reality last night you’ll already know more than I do right now. Channel Five have surrounded the show with a blanket of secrecy.
When I signed up for it, an executive warned me to tell nothing to anyone.
She didn’t exactly threaten that if I broke the code of silence I would wind up sleeping with the little fishes, but I got the idea. Billboard ads have alerted me to the identities of some of my housemates. Jade Goody will be there – I reckon she’s a likeable girl, and shrewder than she lets on. I’ve met Rik Waller, and we all know about James Hewitt... but I’m not standing for any nonsense from Nasty Nick Bateman. We know it’s a gameshow, and that one of us will be voted off daily till a winner emerges. But how will we earn our food?
I’m nervous. But I’m filled with positive energy, and ready for anything.
After I was voted off I’m A Celebrity, the producers told me the phone system had gone awry – most callers who voted to evict me had actually rung to support me. This is my chance to set the score straight. The prize is a £75,000 cheque for charities of my choice. I’m going to bend all my MindPower to win... so watch out! And don’t forget the golden rule: vote early, vote often, vote Uri!
Uri February 9
Mirror: IAC3
As the jungle antics of I’m A Celebrity hit their climax, the producers are desperate to find new ways to shock us. The trouble is, they’ve already reached the limits for Torture TV.
There are only so many ways to cover a human body in rats, only so many excuses to fill nauseous faces with live insects. I faced the first-ever truly horrific challenge on the show, when I had to bolt down a live witchetty grub... and there are not many worse trials that Ant and Dec could inflict. How do they make that more exciting? Serve up two witchetty grubs?
Or ten? It's clear that the show’s lawyers won't tolerate the kind of language John Lydon used, or allow Jordan's dubious sexual boasts to be aired. And it turns out that even the most exhibitionist celebs are reluctant to commit sex acts on camera. So how can television find new ways to shock us? The answer is to make the human dramas ever more intense, to ramp up the tension and the ratings by stripping contestants down to their emotional cores. Since my own jungle ordeal I have been working on a novel about Reality TV. The central concept is plausible and shocking. My nightmare is this: bored with offering million dollar prizes and recording contracts, one day soon the makers of Reality TV will offer the ultimate prize.... a human baby. My story imagines five childless couples, each of them desperate to adopt, and makes them fight out their obsession on live TV for three weeks while the public votes to decide which couple will take the baby home. there’s one fantasy that I pray wl nvr bcm a reality.
Uri Geller for Jonathan Cainer page Monday February 2, 2004.
By URI GELLER
Anyone who believes in God these days is at risk of attack from sceptics. We are accused of ignoring scientific facts when we put our faith in miracles?
so I am always delighted when open-minded scientists prove that miracles can happen.
One of the greatest stories in the Bible tells how Moses rescued the Israelites from their miserable existence as slaves in Egypt, and led them on an epic trek to a new country where they could be free.
It’s a tale made for Hollywood, and film critics frequently name their favourite scene as the moment in The Ten Commandments where Charlton Heston, as Moses, parts the Red Sea.
But could the miracle be rooted in historical fact? Russian oceanographers Naum Voltsinger and Alexei Androsov have discovered the remains of a reef at the northern end of the Suez straits. They report that when the wind blows at the right speed and from the right direction across the reef, the water level drops along a narrow strip. Incredibly, the waves remain banked up on either side of the reef, creating a corridor through the waters, wide enough for three men to walk abreast.
Earthquakes have damaged the reef over thousands of years, so the effect is no longer as dramatic as Hollywood would wish. The water level now drops 25 centimentres. But in ancient times, the appearance of a deep, dry trench between two walls of water would have seemed an awesome miracle.
Voltsinger and Androsov say the corridor could have lasted for up to four hours – long enough for the fleeing Israelites to cross to safety – before the seas plunged back, sweeping away the pursuing Egyptian soldiers.
It’s a strange world we live in, I feel, when scripture is dismissed as fairy-tale... until science backs it up!
Uri Geller for Monday January 26, 2004.
Mirror: Bush and the moon
Millions of us in Britain believe George Bush invaded Iraq not to depose a dictator but to steal the oil. Earlier this month the US President announced his latest target for invasion – the Moon. Bush painted his 12 billion dollar plan to establish a space station on the Moon by 2020 as a step towards Mars, a launchpad for exploration to take mankind all over the solar system. With the population of our crowded planet predicted to top ten billion people within half a century, the revived Race Into Space might seem a smart idea. But as with everything else George W does, there’s a hidden agenda – fuel. Propulsion scientists have known for decades about a pure energy source called Helium 3. It produces almost unlimited power with no pollution or radiation. The problem is, it barely exists on Earth. But there is a million tonnes of the stuff on our Moon, enough Helium 3 to power the planet for centuries. One tonne would be worth 4 billion dollars. A couple of barrowloads would pay for the entire Moon mission. Gerald Kulcinski, of Wisconsin University’s Fusion Technology Institute, says:
“Helium 3 may be the key to future space exploration and settlement. And it’s safe – you could build a Helium 3 plant in the middle of a city.”
Astronauts discovered it soon after the first Moon landing in 1969. It is created when particles streaming from the Sun hit the barren lunar surface.
The constant bombardment by meteorites pounds the dust deep into the powdery soil, making it ideal for strip-mining. President Bush’s family wealth came out of the ground in oil barrels. He understands that energy mines make money. But will he understand a far simpler fact – that the Moon belongs, not to America, but to the world
Uri Geller for Monday January 19, 2004.
X-Ray Girl
Russian teenager Natasha Demkina has just taken a course
in medical terminology, learning the names of the bones,
muscles and organs in a human body.
Already patients are
queueing to consult ‘Dr’ Natasha. Natasha charges
nothing for her diagnosis, and turns no one away. At nightfall
the queues disperse. As the daylight fades, so do Natasha’s
medical powers. She becomes an ordinary girl again, until
the sunrise restores her miraculous gift – the power
to see through flesh. The remarkable tale of Natasha’s
X-ray vision was soberly reported in Pravda, the Moscow newspaper,
last week. Natasha
says: “It’s like double vision. I can switch
from one to the other in no time. I see an entire human organism.
There are certain impulses I feel from damaged organs.” Unlike
other psychic healers, Natasha can pinpoint illness but can’t
help with the cure. Now she wants to study for medical qualifications
so she can work in mainstream hospitals. It costs about £1,350
a year to train as a doctor in Russia – far more than
Natasha’s family could dream of. I hope one of the
West’s stupendously rich drug companies will spot Natasha’s
potential and sponsor her education. For a tiny investment,
medicine could gain a vast talent.
Get your own way
We
all like to get our own way. Lots of people never learn
how, or they go about it the wrong way. If your resolution
for 2004 is to have your voice heard, you need to know about
the wrong ways as well as the right one. We all know people
who can bulldoze straight through other people's objections
and feelings. "Get out of my way," they shout, "or
you'll get hurt!" Very often, they do get exactly what
they want - but they also make an enemy of the whole world.
And enemies have a habit of taking revenge. Bullies don't
prosper for long. Sooner or later they meet people who are
even more aggressive than they are. Sadly, there are also
many people who look in horror at the bullies and think, "I'd
hate to be like that. If that's what it takes to get your
own way in life, then I'll settle for being a nice person
who has to miss out." This passive attitude attracts
bullies like jam attracts wasps. If you act as if it's your
lot to be forever trampled and cheated, there will always
be a queue of aggressive people ready to walk all over you.
Bullies don't respect what anyone else wants. Passive people
don't respect their own needs. To be happy, you must avoid
both those mistakes. Be assertive. Respect your own needs,
and be mindful of what other people want too. Being assertive
means you state your feelings clearly. You say, "I am
going to get what I want - tell me what you want too, and
let's co-operate so we can both get our own way." It's
all about self-respect and respect for others. When you learn
that, you're on track for a happy life. That's such a simple
lesson, but it took me half my life to learn it. I can't
think why schools don't teach children how to be assertive.
Self-respect, plus respect for others: it should be everyone's
first lesson!
Bush and the moon
Millions of us in Britain believe George
Bush invaded Iraq not to depose a dictator but to steal
the oil. Earlier this
month the US President announced his latest target for invasion – the
Moon. Bush painted his 12 billion dollar plan to establish
a space station on the Moon by 2020 as a step towards Mars,
a launchpad for exploration to take mankind all over the
solar system. With the population of our crowded planet
predicted to top ten billion people within half a century,
the revived Race Into Space might seem a smart idea. But
as with everything else George W does, there’s a hidden
agenda – fuel. Propulsion scientists have known
for decades about a pure energy source called Helium 3. It
produces almost unlimited power with no pollution or radiation.
The problem is, it barely exists on Earth. But there
is a million tonnes of the stuff on our Moon, enough Helium
3 to power the planet for centuries. One tonne would be worth
4 billion dollars. A couple of barrowloads would pay
for the entire Moon mission. Gerald Kulcinski, of Wisconsin
University’s Fusion Technology Institute, says:
“Helium 3 may be the key to future space exploration
and settlement. And it’s safe – you could build
a Helium 3 plant in the middle of a city.”
Astronauts discovered it soon after the first Moon landing
in 1969. It is created when particles streaming from the
Sun hit the barren lunar surface.
The constant bombardment by meteorites pounds the dust deep
into the powdery soil, making it ideal for strip-mining. President
Bush’s family wealth came out of the ground in oil
barrels. He understands that energy mines make money. But
will he understand a far simpler fact – that the Moon
belongs, not to America, but to the world?
Unwanted presents
I hope you found all the presents
you wanted around your tree - and not too many of the ones you didn’t
want!
Here’s
my festive gift to you, a little something to take with you into the New Year
- advice about what to do with
unwanted presents. I’m not talking about the bath salts
and the Simpsons
socks. I mean the emotions and stress that other people dump
in your lap.
It happens all the year round, of course, but
at this time of year, when the shops are crammed with bargain-hunters,
and the roads are jammed with harassed families, you are
most likely to receive just the kind of gifts you
don’t want: anger, guilt and anxiety.
Take the driver
who tailgates you
for two miles on a winding road, before he revs past
on a dangerous corner and accelerates away, poking one finger
up at you.
Half a minute later he’s out of sight, but
he’s left a big parcel for you, full of your own seething
rage. Or what about the relative who makes disparaging comments
about
the way you bring up your children? She never confronts you
with her comments directly, of course - she just drops them
into the conversation in front of the family. That’s
a great present: embarrassment, anger and
resentment, all wrapped up in one. I’m sure you can
list your own
examples, though you probably hadn’t thought of them
as gifts before. But that’s exactly what they are.
You didn’t asked for these feelings to be
thrust on to you. If someone you didn’t know in the
street tried to give
you their useless gifts, you wouldn’t think twice about
brushing them aside.
And tacky presents from an unloved relative swiftly end
up in the charity
shop or the dustbin. You can reject material gifts, and
you can reject
the emotional ones too. You don’t have to carry round
those rotten feelings.
You can choose to throw them away. Clear out your emotional
closet of
all the unwanted feelings bestowed on you by others, and
go into 2004 with a smile on your face!
Of all
the blessings in my life, my marriage with Hanna has been
the greatest.
We met in the Sixties,
and we've grown together ever since, sharing our joys and
supporting each other through our heartaches.
Hanna has lifted me up through all my toughest times, and
when we are not together I feel as though I am only half
a human being. We are always conscious of the importance
of pouring energy into our relationship - love needs to
be nurtured with love if it is to flourish.
Here are a few of our marriage secrets. Some might seem
trivial but, believe me, it's often the smallest threads
which combine to weave the strongest bonds.
Touch each other! A touch doesn't have to be sexual to
be sensual. A caress, a hug, a squeeze of the hand can
say more about how much you value your partner than a bookful
of romantic poems.
Hanna places her hands on my shoulders when I am tense,
and I feel the stress melt away from my body like snow
in the sunshine.
Make your bedroom a sanctuary! Decorate it in pastel colours
and soft cloths, and choose an ornament, such as a pair
of crystal swans, which represent animals that mate for
life.
Make the bed the focus of your bedroom! Banish TVs, telephones
and exercise machines to other parts of the house. The
bedroom is for sleep and for love.
Place objects in pairs around your home! Why have a single,
lonely plant on the sill when two side by side will constantly
remind you of the support you give each other?
Tell your partner what you're thinking! Even if you are
highly telepathic, spoken words emphasise the trust between
you.
If
you see me, come and say, ‘Hi’. I can’t
promise that I’ll be able to bend a spoon - it takes
a lot of psychic energy and sometimes, when I get carried
away, I end up asleep on my feet with my psychic reserves
drained to zero.
But I’m always happy to join you for
a photo or to sign something: it’s a pleasure. And,
let’s be frank about this, it’s also my job.
When I left Israel in the early Seventies with my manager,
Shipi (he’s my brother-in-law too, these days), we promised
each other that every day would be a holiday. And we’ve
lived up to that promise, but we couldn’t do it on our
own. Millions of people helped - you’ve joined in psychic
experiments, you’ve flooded TV stations with your calls,
you’ve phoned your votes in on TV shows and, of course,
you read this column!
I’m an entertainer at heart, and I need an audience.
That’s why, if you meet me at a book signing or after
a show, I’ll want to know more about you than simply
your name: I’ll ask about your family, and your ambitions,
and your beliefs, and I’ll try to write an inscription
which sums up our unique encounter. Often I’ll add a
drawing on the flyleaf too.
I draw my energy from my audiences. Every time people tell
me they remember a TV appearance that opened their minds,
or remind me of an autograph I signed decades ago, I get
a buzz of sheer positive energy.
So don’t be a stranger. Come and say hello!
Jonathan
has asked me to write about how it feels to live my unusual
life. So, for the next few weeks I will be trying to put into
words what I'm thinking and feeling as I use my powers - and
what it's like to experience the affection, and sometimes
the fear, that people display when they meet me.
I thought the best place to start would be at the beginning.
When I was four, I used to play in the deserted garden of
a Arabic house opposite our home on Betzalel Yaffe in Tel
Aviv. One day I heard kittens mewing so I ventured deep into
the undergrowth in search of them. I felt something above
me, and heard an intense, high-pitched sound, and then I was
knocked off my feet by a ray of light from a burning globe
over my head.
When I came too, I ran to my mother but she didn't really
believe me. But a few days later, I bent my first spoon. I
was eating soup, and my mother was at the stove, and the spoon
just curled. The soup went in my lap. My mother said, "It
must be a loose spoon or something," but even at four,
I knew the truth was far stranger.
It’s
been a carnival down there under Tower Bridge. By the climax,
you were lucky if you could push through the crowds in
under 40 minutes.
Yet when you did reach the
edge of David Blaine’s
enclosure and looked up at the transparent box, you felt as
if you were the only human being on the riverbank. An extraordinary
aura of calm descended on Potters Fields in the final days
of David’s ordeal, an atmosphere I have never sensed
in my life. It was as though a blanket of meditation had been
spread across the scene. Even the security guards were affected
- they stood impassively like marble figureheads, surveying
the onlookers. The pranksters vanished long ago with their
golf balls and bags of chips. David has calmed them - for
I am certain that the relaxed vibrations which all of us sensed
were emanating from the man in the box himself. Before he
began his ordeal, David told me that his prime objective was
to journey within himself and explore regions of his mind
which could only be reached by long fasting and contemplation.
In the full sight of one of the world’s biggest cities,
on continuous live television, David Blaine achieved his aim
of becoming a recluse, a hermit. The box became his cave,
the crane his mountaintop. Now it is over, and the victory
is his. David Blaine has done what everyone said was impossible.
Despite the blackouts, the weight loss, the headaches and
the muscle pains, despite the abuse and above all despite
the loneliness, he endured 44 days without food or the most
basic human comforts. A battle just as tough lies ahead of
him - re-entry into the real world. David will stay in my
prayers for many weeks to come.
Two
visitors were bickering under David Blaine’s box beside the Thames
last weekend, and I bit my tongue until I couldn’t
stand it any longer.
“It’s a disgrace,” one woman
kept saying. “What sort of example is he setting to
people with anorexia and bulimia? Young girls will take one
look at him and say, ‘If he can stop eating so can I’.
He’s just encouraging teenagers to starve themselves
to death.”
That twisted viewpoint is so far removed from the message
David is trying to convey, that I simply cannot understand
how anyone could get it so badly wrong. And it baffles
me that people will take the trouble to journey to Tower
Bridge, push through the crowds, and then stand there complaining!
And then it occured to me that I had the perfect argument
to silence the whingers. “Excuse me,” I said,
“but I have suffered from a very serious eating disorder
myself. I had bulimia, so badly that I could barely stand
unaided at one stage. You don’t need to teach me anything
about starving the body, because I know how hard it is to
eat when every nerve and every muscle is fighting to reject
food.”
The visitors looked disbelieving. You’ve never had bulimia,
they said. But I was fired up now, and I told them the whole
story - how I would rush to the bathroom after every course,
gorging myself on platefuls of rich, creamy food and then
voiding my stomach. The act of sheer willpower, I told them,
was to force myself to keep food down - to overcome the compulsion
to vomit, to accept that I was far too thin to be healthy.
And that’s the core of the message that David is transmitting
from his lonely box above the river: we are all in control.
We dictate what our bodies need and do. We can master any
compulsion, any craving. Every eating disorder can be beaten
by the mind. When we wield the full force of our human willpower,
nothing can stand in our way.
Right
now David Blaine is desperate for his ordeal to end. Racked
with hunger, tortured by broken sleep, he is focused on enduring
to an end which just can't come fast enough for him. And there
are still more than two weeks to go.
Yet
one of his toughest challenges will be to readjust to living in the real
world. When he emerges from his plastic prison after 44 days - if he can survive
this marathon fast - David will not have spoken with, or even touched, another
human being for more than six weeks. Suddenly he will be surrounded by the
full blaze of media attention. Every celebrity in Europe will want to be photographed
with him.
And of course there will be the reunion with his girlfriend Manon
von Gerkan, who has been sending him silent messages of love.
I predict
he will take many months to recover, for the worst days of his fast lie ahead
of him still. But somewhere in the future, he will be aiming to pull
off an even more spectacular performance.
And I suspect that, as he reclines in his box and watches the people and
boats flitting about below, he has already begun to make plans.
Every morning my first thought is... “My God! He’s still up there.” David
Blaine is now halfway through his ordeal, and the agony is beginning to tell...
on his supporters on the ground. I am sometimes terrified to awake and think
of my friend, alone, nearly naked and racked with hunger.
I switch on the TV immediately, and every morning I am relieved and calmed to
see how serenely he is enduring his fast. As he predicted, David is spending
long stretches of time in meditation, allowing his mind to travel along the Thames
and into the teeming city, or out to sea.
His view takes in the most historic stretch of water in the world, with the
Tower of London before him and Traitor’s Gate at its base, where the king’s
most dangerous enemies once were brought by river.
His team in America appear confident to me, with a growing sense of certainty
that David will confound his critics and achieve his goal. There is a feeling
around the camp that positive thinking has won through. The sneers and jibes
of early days have been stifled by a burgeoning sense of awe and respect among
onlookers.
The person who has risen foremost in my prayers is
David’s girlfriend,
Manon von Gerkan. I feel she was assailed by a sense of powerlessness in the
early days of the trial. It is a terrible thing to see someone you love suffer
and to know there is nothing you can do to help. But I believe she and David
have found a mental wavelength which allows them to communicate telepathically,
and they are both comforted by these mind messages. When he emerges, their
re lationship will be stronger than ever.
Uri Geller writes: The atmosphere around David Blaine's box
has been
pretty scary, especially after dark. I've been down to the
river bank by Tower
Bridge almost daily, to give my friend support, and there
are plenty of
well-wishers, but a small minority of yobs and racists are
out to make
trouble.
Two louts were flicking Nazi salutes at David one night.
Like me
he's Jewish. Security chased the thugs off, but I was sickened
that this
could happen in London, of all places.
David's still smiling. He's taken the abuse and has emerged
unscathed.
These incidents actually make him stronger. But I didn't
expect it
to be like this, I confess. I'm shaken.
I still though, feel positive that he can see it through.
Staying
happy helps you to keep healthy, according to scientists
who
infected 300 volunteers with the common cold.
American
psychologist Sheldon Cohen found cheerful types were three
times more likely to fight off the bug.
He also
discovered that positive thinkers moaned a lot less about
their colds.
Scientists
are catching up with something that psychics have always
known:
the mind rules the body. A sunny outlook boosts the body's immune system, gets
the feel-good hormones flowing and focuses the thoughts on physical activity.
I always
tell people who ask me to help with healing: "The
power is already within you. Think positive, and release
your full potential!" The best place to start is with
a smile. With a happy face, the rest of your body will
follow.

Come
on you Grecians! The football season gets underway this
weekend, and I can hardly wait.
When
my beloved Exeter City crashed down to relegation in the
final game last year, I thought I'd never want to watch
another match. But it's an addiction! University of Utah
researchers have measured testosterone levels in fans.
Psychologist
Paul Bernhardt discovered levels of the sex hormone soar
by up to 20 per cent among fans of the winning team. "I
think this confirms a lot of people's notions that serious
sports fans really do seem to be affected by their teams," Bernhardt
said. "This is not just happening in the mind, it's
happening in the whole person."
I predict
this spells bad news for Chelsea fans. Their new owner,
billionaire Roman Abramovich, may be about to learn why
it's dumb to pay players a lifetime's salary for a single
season.
Australian
astronomers have calculated that there are more stars
in the
universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches
in all the world.
So if
you're lucky enough to be lazing on a sweltering shoreline
this summer, take a
moment to dig out a handful of soft, powdery sand and let
the thousands of
grains trickle through your fingers.
Now think - that's
just one handful of sand,
from just one beach, at just one holiday hotspot. You
can't begin to imagine
how
much sand there is ... but there are more stars than
even that! 70 sextillion
stars, to be precise: that's a seven with 22 zeroes after
it.
Can you believe there are scientists who
still think this is the only place in the universe where
intelligent
life exists? Come on, all you sceptics - what planet
are you guys on?
I
believe fervently in the power of prayer. Have you any
idea how powerful
one person’s prayers can be? Even I was shocked
to learn from Scottish scientist
Dr David Hamilton how rapidly psychic energy multiplies
when more people get
involved.
The maths is fascinating. According to major studies, plants
grow faster when
people pray for them. A group of ten volunteers who visualise
sprouting seeds
can make a big difference. But add another ten volunteers,
and the effect
doesn’t double ... it gets an incredible ten times
stronger. Or, as Dr Hamilton
explains, "Group energy intensifies the intent by
the square of the number
visualising.
So if
a thousand people visualise then the power of intent is
a
thousand squared, i.e. one million. Got that? It sounds
complicated but the truth
is simple - your prayers can make more difference than
you know.
When
I flew to America in search of fame and success 30
years ago, I told my
manager, Shipi, that our lives would be one long holiday.
And we've done our
best to live up to that pledge. Like lots of people in showbiz,
I'm happiest
when I'm hard at work, but I always keep the holiday spirit
bubbling - you won't
see me in a suit and tie! I'm more likely to be wearing
wacky shorts and a
Bermuda shirt.
So get
your sunglasses on, crack open a cold drink and promise
yourself you
will inject a busload of fun into everything you do.
By the
way, Shipi is still my manager, and I made our holiday
a package
deal... by marrying his sister! You can see us soon in
On Holiday With The Gellers
on Channel Four
The weirdest
paranormal experiment was conducted by an ex-CIA interrogator
named Cleve Backster, who pioneered polygraphs, the lie detectors
which detect
human stress levels by measuring the flow of electricity
through skin.
Backster
wired up his potted rubber plant to a lie detector to see
if the needle
flickered when the plant was harmed. There was no reaction
when he dipped a leaf in
hot coffee - maybe rubber plants like a good, frothy cappuccino
- but when he
thought to himself, "I'm going to light a match and burn
a stem," the
polygraph went into overdrive.
Plants,
it seems, can read our minds. Backster went on
to prove that his plant shared in the suffering of even
the tiniest
creatures, by watching the needle jump every time he
dropped a live shrimp into boiling
water.
Told
you it was weird.
Some
of the most successful and dramatic psychic experiments
we have conducted on this page had nothing to do with the
Third Eye - they’re all about the Third Ear!
I’m joking
of course ... the Third Eye is the psychic sense centre in
the middle of your brow, and there’s no such thing
as the Third Ear.
But isn’t
it strange how so much of our intuition comes through sounds,
not sights?
Take the Australian
woman who suddenly got off a London tube train. She said: “It
wasn’t my stop, and I had to walk miles. I just heard
a voice warning me to get off right away.” She’s
thanking her instincts now, because within minutes the train
had crashed.
Thankfully no one was killed, though many were
injured. Her premonition was invisible - she simply heard
a voice. Trust your Third Ear!
John
Fashanu amazed me when we met last week – I bent
a spoon for him and he
immediately said, “I think I could learn to do that with
Reiki energy.”
I
loved his jungle performance in I’m A Celebrity, and
I knew he would want to
focus on the paranormal.
But
I had no idea Fash was a student of the ancient
Japanese system of spiritual healing called Reiki.
I
am Jewish, but I deeply
believe that all religions put us in touch with our
higher selves, whether we follow
Islam, Christianity, Rasta or another path. Just like
yoga and Buddhism,
Reiki is real because it works.
X-factor
YOU
CAN FIND THE GREEK LETTERS HERE
I love the new
X-Men movie, about talented teens whose lives are
turned inside out when they discover
their supernatural
powers. The great comic book artist Stan Lee once
featured me as a Marvel superhero, so I
feel I’m an X-Man
too!
Everybody
possesses phenomenal psychic gifts.
In the English
alphabet, X is the character of mystery. An unknown man
is Mr X, X marks the spot for
treasure, a
secret
ingredient is the X-factor. The Greeks knew that mysteries
came in two kinds: mysteries of the mind, and mysteries
of the world. They are represented by the last two letters
of the Ancient Greek alphabet - Psi and Omega. Say them
as ‘Sigh’ and ‘Oh-MAY-guh’.) ‘Psi’ gives
us words like psychic, psyche and psychology. ‘Omega’ conjures
up images of hidden codes and secret societies. The truth
is these concepts are two sides of the same coin, symbolising
knowledge we don’t possess yet. I can never decide
which is more exciting – probing the mysteries of
the world around me, or exploring the secrets of my own
mind
Have you ever experienced deja-vu, that feeling you have
been here before?
I get this regularly.
Scientists
say this means
the two halves of my brain aren’t matching up – but
how would they know?
They
haven’t
seen inside my brain!
If you know the deja-vu feeling, I believe you must be
psychic.
The most mystical number is a double-11.
All
my life I have looked at 11-11
as a hint from a higher intelligence.
It keeps
cropping up everywhere – when
I look at clocks, when I buy raffle tickets, when I switch
on the TV, I always seem to see 11-11.
What
does the hint mean? I think it's a reminder: stay
tuned to your psychic energy, keep your spiritual mind
alive, because there's
much more to this universe than you can ever dream.
Why
do we hate one of our hands? We get LEFT behind, LEFT
on the
shelf,
LEFT
out ... while it’s always the RIGHT answer, the RIGHT
stuff, RIGHT on.
Even
the Romans did it - their word for left was “sinister”.
I’m a left-hander,
and I happen to believe we tend to be more creative, more
original and more
talented.
But then
I would, wouldn’t I? To find out which
hand is really
best, hold one behind your back and try clapping with
the other.
Can’t
be done, of course ... like everything in life, one alone
will not succeed. It
takes two!
Inspired
by the 'binary' maths which computers use.
In this there are just two digits.
The
answer is always 1 or 0, right or wrong.
But
people are more complicated
than computers, We
can see manyoptions and possiblities.
If
we are stranded between two choices, we have to learn to listen
to our intuition.
The ancient male and female signs make such bold statements
about our natures.
Men are symbolised by a jutting arrow, an
age-old instrument of war.
Women are signified by a cross,
a design used on battlefields around the globe to identify
non-combatants who bravely work to tend the wounded.
Our similarities are more important than our differences.
The
circle symbolises
both men and women. That shows we all have the potential
to be whole, rounded human beings.
Don't
get too worked up about the current notion that men are
from Mars
and women are from Venus – the truth
is, we're all from Mother Earth!
When
we care for our cats and dogs they care for us too.
Even
people in very
high-stress jobs, such as stockbrokers, can see dramatic
reductions in
tension and anxiety when they stroke a pet.
Dr Karen
Allen, of the American
Heart Association, says: “The results are dramatic
and significant. For over
a decade I’ve been studying the effects of pets on
people’s reactivity to
stress – measured by heart rate and blood pressure
responses to mental and
physical stress. We’ve shown over and over that it’s
beneficial to be with a
pet when you’re under stress.”
Do you have 3D imagination?
Limber up with a workout
inspired by the brilliant inventor Nikola Tesla. Everyone
owes a huge debt to
Tesla, who died in poverty. He developed alternating current,
the AC
electricity which nables us to transmit power for long distances.
Victorian
physicists said it couldn’t be done. Edison, who
invented the light bulb,
thought we would always be limited to short-range direct
current. Tesla
believed it was possible, and he ‘built’ the
machine to prove it – right
inside his head.
The Serbian genius honed every moving part
in his 3D
imagination, examining the device from all angles, constantly
visualising the
images. When he built the real machine, it was already
perfect.
I
love to visualise in three dimensions. Sometimes I
picture
machines, but
most often I imagine strange animals – a dog with feathers,
a six-legged
horse, a neon deer. I study them from every angle, imagining
how they move,
run and sleep. Try it yourself – let the workshop
of your mind run overtime
and see what you invent.
Cynics
will tell you there's no such thing as right and wrong,
just a grey
area in between. But I am certain that we really are faced
with choosing
between right and wrong in our personal lives.
Sometimes
I do the wrong thing ... and I always know about it, and
regret it,
because that has an effect on my psychic energy.
The
most powerful example of this hit me after I used my psi
ability to cheat
at roulette. At first the casino management liked to
see me winning, but when
they started losing big money on every turn of the wheel
I was escorted from
the premises.
At first
I thought I'd hit on the perfect get-rich-quick scheme
- but I soon
knew better. I felt physically awful. I couldn't breathe,
and I ended up literally throwing the money away, at
the side of a motorway. I never gambled
again.
When
people tell me that something is impossible because the
chances of ‘a
million to one,’ I reply that all chances are 50-50.
Either something happens
or it doesn’t.
Is the
world going to avert war in Iraq? It’s 50-50 – we’ll
either achieve
peace or we won’t. I pray we do. And will mankind learn
to harness our innate
telepathic powers? That’s a 50-50 chance too – believe,
and it could happen.
We’ve had some extraordinary results with my psychic
challenge with callers
consistently picking the image that I am telepathically
beaming out. Now
let’s make it simpler – by going 50-50!
Here
are two simple symbols, an arrow pointing upwards and another
pointing
down. I have fixed one of these in my mind – but
which is it?
Logic
suggests that 50 per cent of you will guess one arrow,
and 50 per cent
the other. But, by tuning in to your sixth sense, you
can beat the odds. If
we can achieve a huge swing for one arrow or the other,
that’s
positive proof
of your telepathic power.
"Mean
Vultures Enjoy Making Jaguars Scared, Usually Near Parks."
That's my
way of remembering the planets in our solar system. Look
at the first letter
of each word - they match the initials of each planet:
Mercury, Venus, Earth,
Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
This
is an example of a magic mnemonic. That word, pronounced
'ner-mon-ik',
means a memory aid, and it comes from the Greek word
for 'mindful'. You can
keep your mind full with mnemonics, because they are
a sure way of remembering anything.
Whether
you're trying to memorise facts for exams or
details for an office report, always look at the initial
letters. Have fun
making up a silly sentence and you'll never forget what
it means.
We
communicate with words – but sometimes the letters
of those words are
trying to contact our psychic sub-conscious in their own
secret language.
The
mystical Jewish wisdom of the Kaballah regards the 22 letters
of the
Hebrew alphabet as ‘the building blocks of creation’.
By interpreting the
meaning of the letters, rabbis could unlock the secrets of
the universe– centuries before scientists tried to
do the same. I believe that science has
become a religion today.
Many ‘atheists’ really
believe in science.
They
have faith, but it is faith in a power greater than humanity.
Letters rule in
science too. Scientists say genes are ‘the building blocks
of creation’, and
they unravel genetic DNA into four strands ... represented
by the letters A,
C, T and G.
A dear friend of mine made the big leap to the next life a
few days ago.
But
I know for certain that Eldon Byrd hasn't gone away at
all - his spirit is
very much alive in the hearts of his many friends. Of course,
I'm grieving -
we've been close friends for 30 years.
I'm grieving for his
family too,
because they will naturally miss him desperately. But I'm
not sad for Eldon
himself, because he had a brilliant life and a notable
career as a physcist,
and I know he'll embrace the hereafter with the same open-minded
gusto he
applied to everything in this life. In an odd way, a death
is a kind of
birthday: it marks the moment we enter the next world.
I believe the
challenges of the hereafter are no less daunting than the
ones we face here.
But it's still a birthday, and a cause for celebration
as well as sadness.
When sceptics scoff at astrology, I like to hand them some
hard facts to chew on.
How about a recent study in The Lancet,
the leading medical journal, for instance?
It shows
babies born in April are, on average, 2.2 millimetres taller
than
December children. And if birthdate affects the bones, why
shouldn’t it shape the brain too? The study involved
more than a million babies over 20 years, which looks like
solid scientific proof to me. Not that most sceptics are
troubled by anything as trivial as proof, of course!
Here’s
another weird synchronicity: what is it about January 20
which points new babies towards space?
All
four of today’s
birthday boys pictured have strong links to the Final Frontier.
DeForest Kelly was Bones in the original Star Trek.
Edwin ‘Buzz’ Aldrin
was the second man on the moon.
Tom Baker was the greatest
Dr Who of all; and Paul Stanley, whose character in the rock
band Kiss is The StarChild